{"id":8933,"date":"2020-04-11T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-11T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/?p=8933"},"modified":"2020-04-11T12:37:39","modified_gmt":"2020-04-11T15:37:39","slug":"juazeiro-curtas-e-venenosas-sabado-11-04","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/index.php\/2020\/04\/11\/juazeiro-curtas-e-venenosas-sabado-11-04","title":{"rendered":"Juazeiro: Curtas e venenosas &#8211; S\u00e1bado 11-04"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Revela\u00e7\u00e3o bomb\u00e1stica: Helena da Alian\u00e7a e Angelita Carvalho s\u00e3o irm\u00e3s g\u00eameas que foram separadas quando beb\u00eas. A confirma\u00e7\u00e3o veio atrav\u00e9s de um exame de DNA, agora elas esperam o fim da quarentena para reunir a fam\u00edlia.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-9137\" src=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/helena-de-souza-300x254.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"108\" height=\"91\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/helena-de-souza-300x254.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/helena-de-souza.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 108px) 100vw, 108px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-8748\" src=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/179180_546455838729560_1860773423_n-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"115\" height=\"86\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/179180_546455838729560_1860773423_n-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/179180_546455838729560_1860773423_n.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 115px) 100vw, 115px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lelek\u00e3o Tanuri, o presidente da C\u00e2mara de Vereadores, est\u00e1 com ser\u00edssimos problemas nas narinas, durante uma reuni\u00e3o com vereadores, algu\u00e9m soltou uma caatinga de macaco, Lelek\u00e3o foi o \u00fanico que n\u00e3o sentiu nada.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8988\" src=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/unnamed-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"134\" height=\"101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/unnamed-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/unnamed-1.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 134px) 100vw, 134px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Falando em Lelek\u00e3o, nas v\u00e9speras do encerramento do prazo para as filia\u00e7\u00f5es, o clima foi de desespero, o Partido Progressista, partido escolhido n\u00e3o tinha candidatos suficientes para eleger um vereador. Ap\u00f3s varias liga\u00e7\u00f5es e murros na mesa, o partido conseguiu candidatos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O prefeito Paulo Bomfim (PT ou quase PT) est\u00e1 encomendando aos pastores da Igreja Universal uma sess\u00e3o do &#8220;Desapega Cl\u00e9riston do cargo&#8221;. O fantasma do ex-secret\u00e1rio andou assombrando a atual secret\u00e1ria de educa\u00e7\u00e3o.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O popular Valmir das Uvas, o homem do caminh\u00e3o da mudan\u00e7a, foi chamado as pressas na prefeitura de Juazeiro, ele vai ser contratado para fazer a mudan\u00e7a do prefeito a partir de outubro. Arruma a mala a\u00ea!<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9095\" src=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valmir-300x169.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"147\" height=\"83\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valmir-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valmir-1024x577.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valmir-768x433.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/valmir.jpeg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 147px) 100vw, 147px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A vereadora sem projetos e sem atua\u00e7\u00e3o parlamentar, Cida Gama, saiu no \u00faltimo dia 04 chorando (chora n\u00e3o beb\u00ea) da reuni\u00e3o para a composi\u00e7\u00e3o do partido para as elei\u00e7\u00f5es de outubro. O PP, o partido da morte, estar com quatro vereadores de mandato: Alex Tanuri, Amadeus, Anderson da Baba\u00e7\u00e3o e a pr\u00f3pria Cida Gama. Dois ou tr\u00eas desses voam, e como voam!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O povo de Juazeiro est\u00e1 t\u00e3o revoltado com a pandemia do coronav\u00edrus que decidiu queimar os judas somente nas elei\u00e7\u00f5es de outubro.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9141\" src=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/judas-300x225.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"140\" height=\"105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/judas-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/judas-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/judas.jpeg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 140px) 100vw, 140px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Revela\u00e7\u00e3o bomb\u00e1stica: Helena da Alian\u00e7a e Angelita Carvalho s\u00e3o irm\u00e3s g\u00eameas que foram separadas quando beb\u00eas. A confirma\u00e7\u00e3o veio atrav\u00e9s de um exame de DNA, agora elas esperam o fim da quarentena para reunir a fam\u00edlia. Lelek\u00e3o Tanuri, o presidente da C\u00e2mara de Vereadores, est\u00e1 com ser\u00edssimos problemas nas narinas, durante uma reuni\u00e3o com vereadores, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[203],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-juazeiro"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita.png","uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita.png",400,367,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita-150x150.png",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita-300x275.png",300,275,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita.png",400,367,false],"large":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita.png",400,367,false],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita.png",400,367,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita.png",400,367,false],"mantranews-slider-large":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita.png",400,367,false],"mantranews-featured-medium":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita-400x307.png",400,307,true],"mantranews-featured-long":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita-300x367.png",300,367,true],"mantranews-block-medium":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita-400x290.png",400,290,true],"mantranews-carousel-image":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita.png",400,367,false],"mantranews-block-thumb":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita-322x230.png",322,230,true],"mantranews-single-large":["https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/cobrita.png",400,367,false]},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"Reda\u00e7\u00e3o geral","author_link":"https:\/\/blogopara.com.br\/index.php\/author\/blogopara"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"Revela\u00e7\u00e3o bomb\u00e1stica: Helena da Alian\u00e7a e Angelita Carvalho s\u00e3o irm\u00e3s g\u00eameas que foram separadas quando beb\u00eas. 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